- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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