How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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