Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's 9+10? 19.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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