- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What is my name? I dont know

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

josh sucks polish adams dick

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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