- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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