- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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