What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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BIG PENIS

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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