What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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TELL

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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