- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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