- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I wrote a funny joke.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

No it doesnt..

A fish swims up your penis...

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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