WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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