Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A drunk guy walks into a car

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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