Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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