- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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