What do you call an arab ?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

roses are red violets are blue

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Poker? I barely even know her.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I work at jcpenny

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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