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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

roses are red violets should be purple

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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