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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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