- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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