This is a joke.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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