- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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