Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Women's rights

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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