- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

justin littleton being sucessful

YOLO

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

women's rights

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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