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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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