- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's long and black The unemployment line

Justin beiber's penis

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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