- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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