a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Turkeys are obese

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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hi

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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