- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

hiya

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Caolan and Eamon

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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