- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

your no better than a cockroach

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

I asked her where you were.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

call me maybe.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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