whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

I was once a hamster.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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