Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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