- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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