whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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John Cena for president

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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