what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

The holocaust

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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