- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A person from Singapore eats

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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