- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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