What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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