- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Women's rights.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Sir, your wife is dead

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Justin beiber..

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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