When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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