- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

this website even though its hilarious.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What does water smell like? water.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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