how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Your mother is so fat.

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