What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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whos district champs not JM

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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