- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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