- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Error 37.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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