What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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