- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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