Terraria

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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