- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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