A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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