Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Stop procrastinating.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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