Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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