- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

roses are red violets should be purple

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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