- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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