- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Neil is a reterd.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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