- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Gordon Brown smiles.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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