- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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