What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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