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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

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