- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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