- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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