Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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1

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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