Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

like most people my age. im 27

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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