- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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