A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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