Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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