- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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