An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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