What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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