- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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