A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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