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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

whats dumb and small? dandruff

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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