why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Equal rights!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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