- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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