- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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