Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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