A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Terry has ebola

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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