What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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