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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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