- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

i have two hands.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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