What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

24

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops