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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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