- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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