whats black? the colour

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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I love you

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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