- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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