Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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hi michael

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Anti Joke

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