Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

sucks Syntax...

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

hextech crafting too opieop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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