Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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