- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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