Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

I'm rick james bitch

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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