A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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I asked her where you were.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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