how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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