Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why? Why not?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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