- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Racial Equality

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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