A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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asdf

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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