- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Everybody will die

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Sloths

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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