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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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