- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I had friends on the Death Star.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

why does the man appear fat he is

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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