- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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