- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

You know what's catchy? A cold

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

thomas!!!!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

No it doesnt..

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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