- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??