Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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I went to work today....

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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