Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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