A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

whats brown and booky a book.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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