Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Tim likes girls

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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