Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

women's rights

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

White NBA players.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

 

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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