- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How about that airline food?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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