while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Knock knock *open*

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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