A French man gets into a fight

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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woman's rights

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Microwave

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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