- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

a irish man walks past a bar

hi mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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