Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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sucks Syntax...

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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