Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Try it Yourself »

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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