Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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im not food

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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