- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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