White men's rights

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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