- Anti Joke

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road