- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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