- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Pickles are moist.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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