- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

hey justin

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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