- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

the redsox

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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