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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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I'm rick james bitch

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How about that airline food?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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