What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

if you don't like this you're gay

Equal rights!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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