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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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