:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Women's Rights.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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