- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

a irish man walks past a bar

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

hi mom

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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