- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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