- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

the midget went to the midget store

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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