- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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