- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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