A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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