What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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