- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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