Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's circular and round A circle

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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eh

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Anti Joke

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