- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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