What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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mexicans fishing

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Knock knock Come in

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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i like turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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