- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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