What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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