- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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