Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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