Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

"Knock knock" Come in!

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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