Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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they told me not to write here but i did

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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