- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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