- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's worse than this That :(

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

think twice or at least think

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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