What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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how man

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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THe Election

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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