Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

I <3 Hitler

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

A shark ate your mom

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