- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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