How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My spelling is horrible

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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