- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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