Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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