How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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