What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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