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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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