- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Pickles are moist.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Matthew Wyckoff

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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