- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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