Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Julian Ha.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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