- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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