Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A storm be brewin!

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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PICKLES

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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