- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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