What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Women's rights.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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