- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

It says so on your cap.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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