What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Title IX

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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