A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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