- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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