Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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