- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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