How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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