why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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i committed murder

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