My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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