- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

all these jokes are horrible now

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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