a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Women's Rights

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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