Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

25.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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