- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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