- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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