- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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