- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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