- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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