- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Whats worse than a joke? This

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