What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A bar walks into a man

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Click here for free sandwich.

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You idiot.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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