What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

willam dafoe

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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