how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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My cat just died.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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