- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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