Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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women's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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