Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

hola said the chinese man

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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