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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Arrow in the Knee!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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