- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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