how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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