- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Male leadership.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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