Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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