- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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