- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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