- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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