Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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You idiot.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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