- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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