"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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http://www.com/

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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