Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Anti Joke

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