- Anti Joke

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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