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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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