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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

i like it in the mouth

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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