Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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