what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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woman's rights

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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