What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Anti Joke

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