- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

DEATH.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

I <3 Hitler

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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