- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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