- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Wolfjob.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Womans baksetball...

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What is a jew in space? Dead

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

it was all Tagart

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??