Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Your face is hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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