- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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