10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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No your aunties a joke

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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