why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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