- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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what are three short words? i a am

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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