Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Your mom.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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