- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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