- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

whats worse than a kane nothing

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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