What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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gingers

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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