- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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