- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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