Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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