Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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