- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Canadians

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A: Do you like it B: No

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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