- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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