What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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