What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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