How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Morning wood.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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