- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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