What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

i like it in the mouth

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

don't just stand there

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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