Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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I love alchohol!

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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