How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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