sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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