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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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