- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Mooses

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

the redsox

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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