why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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