- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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