- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Tucker Rivera

What's big and purple? Barney

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

you gay?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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