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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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