- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

black people

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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