Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

My Boyfriend

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

I have a horse.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what's black and can't swim?

whats brown and booky a book.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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