A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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hi joshua

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Indians

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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