- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

the WNBA

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

batman has diarrhea

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A women left the kitchen.

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