One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Click here for free sandwich.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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You idiot.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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