Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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