- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

united we sit, cause we're fat

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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