roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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