- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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