What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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