A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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WNBA

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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poo

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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