- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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