- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

This is a joke.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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