Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

thumb_up thumb_down +17

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops