- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

2 black kids walk into school

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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