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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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