- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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