A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Anti Joke

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