- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do black people eat? Food.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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