- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Soccer...

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Title IX

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

you suck

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's two plus two? Window

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

BIG MAC'S

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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