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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Sloths

do you have a wife?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

nothing

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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