how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Robin, get in the car!

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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