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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

what do you call a black chef glendon

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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