- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red violets are indigo

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Chris Bosh's neck

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!