- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A bar walks into a man

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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