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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Immigration Laws

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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