- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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