The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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