- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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