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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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