- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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