- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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